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                    Masters of Horror is the brain child of Mick Garris, the 
                    idea to assemble the best horror film directors and let each 
                    loose for an hour to create a new millennium of terror for 
                    the small screen. The names in question are: John Carpenter 
                    (Halloween, The Thing, etc.), John Landis (An 
                    American Werewolf in London), Dario Argento 
                    (Demons), Tobe Hooper (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), 
                    Don Coscarelli (the Child's Play films, Bubba 
                    Ho-Tep), as well as Stuart Gordon and Mick 
                    Garris himself. This first twin-release showcases Carpenter 
                    and Gordon. 
                  In 
                    John Carpenter's Cigarette Burns Kirby Sweetman splits 
                    his time between screening rare movies at his cinema and tracing 
                    them for private collectors. When he is paid by a wealthy 
                    man to trace Le Fin Absolue du Monde (The Absolute 
                    End of the World) he has little choice but to accept the 
                    challenge. His father-in-law had loaned them $200,000 for 
                    the cinema, but ever since his wife had committed suicide 
                    in a heroin-induced state the man has blamed Sweetman. Now 
                    he is threatening to close down the cinema and even kill Sweetman. 
                    However, the single existing print of the film has become 
                    notorious. At its one public screening the entire audience 
                    were driven to an immediate killing frenzy. A bloodbath ensued. 
                    As Sweetman gets closer to the source he begins to experience 
                    flashes of cigarette burns, which are circles on a film that 
                    tell the projectionist to change reels. Within these circles 
                    he sees frightening images, many relating to his dead wife. 
                    He delivers the reels and collects his cheque without watching 
                    the film, but the nightmare isn't over. The film affects all 
                    those who come into contact with it, and Sweetman is about 
                    to endure his own private screening of hell... 
                  What 
                    can I say except that John Carpenter is a genius? A bias opinion 
                    perhaps, as I'm a long- time fan. But in this case it's not 
                    all his doing. Carpenter had pretty much retired after Ghosts 
                    of Mars, hinting that he might return if the right script 
                    came along. So here he is, in his own words an old man, returning 
                    to the fray after being impressed with the dialogue-driven 
                    script by Drew McWeeny and Scott Swan. A very creditable job 
                    he does too, using a passive direction which allows the suspense 
                    of the story to seep into you, rather than slapping the audience 
                    round the face with the concept.  
                  It's 
                    good to see Carpenter has lost none of his brutal honesty; 
                    both feet are firmly on the ground. He ridicules the idea 
                    that anyone, least of all himself, is a "Master of Horror", 
                    whilst everyone else sings his praises, and we learn that 
                    what scares most people actually makes Carpenter laugh. So 
                    we see him on set (on the extras) silently convulsing with 
                    laughter before spontaneously applauding a gristly scene. 
                    A true character.  
                  As 
                    for Cigarette Burns itself, it succeeds in allowing 
                    the viewer to build the suspense by merely hinting at the 
                    film's power and showing fleetingly quick images from the 
                    film (which work in a similar manor to Sadako's video in the 
                    Japanese film The 
                    Ring). It doesn't weaken the plot that we never 
                    discover what Le Fin Absolue du Monde is actually about 
                    - apart from it being an art film. There's a fine balance 
                    at play with the images, and it's difficult to know what to 
                    make of the angel which the collector keeps chained up, its 
                    wings savagely removed as a memento. It's not laughable, nor 
                    is it frightening, merely surreal. For 
                    me personally there is only one step too far (silly, not scary) 
                    when the collector feeds his own entrails into the projector. 
                     
                  Cigarette 
                    Burns has certain similarities to Carpenter's own In 
                    the Mouth of Madness, particularly the cinema version 
                    of a best-selling horror book which turns the audience into 
                    mindless psychotics. I would have preferred that Carpenter 
                    script his own piece, as he has for the majority of his films, 
                    but any sort of Carpenter is a bonus these days and this is 
                    a good addition to his arsenal. 
                   
                    There's a host of special features, including: a commentary 
                    by director John Carpenter (although it isn't mentioned, I'm 
                    certain I spotted a cameo from the man himself; as Sweetman 
                    enters his cinema he is reflected in the glass door walking 
                    past); a separate commentary with the writers Drew McWeeny 
                    and Scott Swan; Behind the scenes Making of... documentary; 
                    Working with a Master - John Carpenter (on set with 
                    the man, and comments from others with whom he has worked); 
                    an interview with Carpenter; an interview with Norman (Sweetman) 
                    Reedus; Cigarette Burns - From Script to Screen; John 
                    Carpenter biography; still gallery; visual effects; out-takes; 
                    trailers for the others in the Masters of Horror collection; 
                    DVD ROM screenplay and screen saver.  
                    
                     
                   
                    In Stuart Gordon's Dreams in the Witch House, advanced 
                    Physics student Walter Gilman rents a cheap room in a run-down 
                    old house not far from the university where is is conducting 
                    his thesis on geometric shapes creating joining universes. 
                    Resident at the house is a bad-tempered landlord, young mother 
                    Francis and her baby, and a seemingly crazy old man who prays 
                    loudly and covers his walls in crucifixes. After chasing a 
                    rat from the room of Francis, he wakes to find one in his 
                    own. He is horrified to realise it has a human face. The old 
                    man babbles about a witch coming for Walter, but the student 
                    writes the entire experience off as a dream. Increasingly 
                    real dreams begin to overtake him, to the extent that he wakes 
                    up in different places. Then he realises that the angles of 
                    the walls come together to form the exact shape needed to 
                    create a connection with another universe. The witch wants 
                    the blood of the baby, but for some reason requires Walter 
                    to make the killing stroke...   
                  Stuart 
                    Gordon has made a string of horror movies, but arguably none 
                    of them bar one has resulted in any mainstream impact. His 
                    film version of Re-Animator, based on H.P. Lovecraft's 
                    story Herbert West: Re-Animator, struck just the right 
                    balance between Frankenstein-like horror and black 
                    humour. Although Dreams in the Witch House is scripted 
                    by Dennis Paoli and Gordon himself, it is again based on work 
                    by Lovecraft. Let's be absolutely honest and say in this instance 
                    Lovecraft is the only "Master of Horror" here. The 
                    reason why hardly any Lovecraft material has made it to celluloid 
                    is because it doesn't adapt well for the screen. Consequently, 
                    this is average stuff. Witches have been done to death (literally) 
                    in the movies and there's not enough of a slant to make the 
                    audience think they're watching anything new.  
                  Nevertheless, 
                    there are a couple of enjoyable scenes. When Walter ravishes 
                    what he thinks is the naked Francis, she suddenly changes 
                    into an old hag - one of the guises of the witch (no Friday 
                    night / Saturday morning jokes please!). After a particularly 
                    vivid dream in the house Walter wakes to find himself at the 
                    university, seated in his underwear and inexplicably reading 
                    The Necronomicon, the ancient Book of the Dead 
                    which is written in blood and bound in human skin. Of course, 
                    The Necronomicon was invented and heavily used by Lovecraft 
                    in his stories. Since then countless films and books have 
                    used the premise; most notably The 
                    Evil Dead and the Necronomicon series 
                    of books by Brian Lumley.  
                  The 
                    less said about the rat the better. The BBC were doing this 
                    sort of make-up for Sunday afternoon children's serials years 
                    ago. The Special Features are identical to the Cigarette 
                    Burns disc (just replace Carpenter with Gordon), and there 
                    is an interview with Chelah Horsdal who plays Francis. 
                    
                  Again, 
                    the packaging from Anchor Bay is near exemplary, choosing 
                    to separate the two short films, as they deserve, and then 
                    placing them in a box sleeve. The only niggle is that the 
                    artwork of Carpenter on the cover looks like someone has sketched 
                    a corpse and then turned it to stone.  
                  This 
                    is some of the best horror stuff to have been made in recent 
                    years, and the trailers promise more gems to come. Roll on 
                    the next release in the series.  
                  Ty 
                    Power  
                  
                     
                       
                        
                           
                             
                               
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