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                    Enterprise was promoted as the show that would explain 
                    how the Star Trek universe all began. The first mission, 
                    the first ship, the first crew, the first look into deep space. 
                    The show was going to be gritty, tense and the embodiment 
                    of the frontier spirit. So has season one measured up or has 
                    Enterprise warped off into some all too familiar space? 
                    Anthony Clark looks back at the first season... 
                  
                  What 
                    is immediately obvious in Enterprise's 
                    first year, was how quickly the show's writers lost interest 
                    in Mayweather. The grinning 'boomer' gets sidelined from halfway 
                    through the run and barely registers at all by the end of 
                    the season which is a blessing as the character is wetter 
                    than a wet thing on a wet day - and he's the only human character 
                    that's supposed to have experience of deep space! Would a 
                    man brought up on freighters, facing daily dangers from pirates 
                    really be so immature? And that stupid grin... 
                  T'Pol's 
                    mastery of the pout is clear from her first scene as is her 
                    permanent state of barely-suppressed hostility towards her 
                    human compatriots - and we believed that Vulcans don't do 
                    emotions. Get away with your silly notions. But at least T'Pol 
                    had an excellent comedy costume and a 'keep 'em in place in 
                    weightlessness' bra.  
                  Hands 
                    up who can tell Trip and Malcolm apart if they don't speak. 
                    And hands up who thinks Hoshi is almost as wet at Mayweather. 
                    Oh dear, a poor showing for both suggests that maybe the Enterprise 
                    bridge crew should be stocking up on character traits for 
                    the next season. But at least down in sick bay there's the 
                    ever-reliable Nelix hamming up his lines to great comedy effect. 
                    What's not explained is how he travelled back in time after 
                    Voyager got home.  
                  
                  But 
                    what of Captain Archer? Reliable, calm under pressure, friendly 
                    and honest to the last, here's a character that has so few 
                    rough edges that you'd almost believe he was perfect. And 
                    that's just dull. Surely, the first captain in to deep space 
                    would be a fearless explorer with fire in his/her belly, not 
                    a slightly pedestrian do-gooder - albeit with a nice square 
                    jaw.  
                  The 
                    original Star Trek was a far better depiction of life 
                    on the frontier. Chief engineer Scott always making do with 
                    little more than string, a doctor who didn't know all the 
                    answers when confronted with a new alien disease and Captain 
                    Kirk, a firebrand driven as much by instinct as duty. And 
                    let's not forget the show's humorous interplay between Spock, 
                    Kirk and McCoy. All these ingredients should be a part of 
                    the Enterprise matrix but instead we're presented with 
                    something far less interesting - a show with every sharp edge 
                    softened and every emotion suppressed.  
                  And 
                    don't be fooled by the Temporal Cold War plot - it's neither 
                    interesting or exciting if only because our understanding 
                    of it is so slight it's impossible to have a feeling for it 
                    one way or another. Just try explaining it to anyone who hasn't 
                    seen the show and you'll quickly realise that it's not much 
                    of a thriller: "A dark force from the future is using genetically 
                    modified troops for no good." But as we have absolutely no 
                    idea what's at stake or why we can't care.  
                  Enterprise 
                    should be exciting roller coaster ride across a new frontier 
                    - instead, we're presented with a group of dull characters 
                    looking at stuff. If the show is to work it must be less field 
                    trip and more strange, new worlds. And as for the title song... 
                     
                    
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