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                    From 
                    1995-97, Dennis Pennis was the UK's first celebrity interviewer 
                    from hell. From behind the respectability of a BBC microphone, 
                    this punkoid Woody Allen would stalk the pampered world of 
                    the rich and famous and cut them down to size, pouncing with 
                    intimate, juvenile or downright rude questions. If the celebrity 
                    world is a swimming, Dennis was a veruka waiting to happen... 
                  Pennis 
                    From Heaven: The Complete Pennis is 
                    broken down into three episodes: Anyone For Pennis, 
                    Very Important Pennis and Dennis Pennis RIP. 
                    The idea is simple, attend movie premiers and other events 
                    frequented by celebrities and try and make them look foolish. 
                  Highlights 
                    of The Complete Pennis include Des Lynam illustrating 
                    why the public love him. He goes along with Pennis and actually 
                    makes him look very immature; and Pennis asking Tom O'Conner 
                    if he can buy him because he collects old comics - O'Conner 
                    shows what a professional he is and actually finds the gag 
                    amusing. 
                  However, 
                    James (tosser) Whale and Melvin (pompous) Bragg really do 
                    make themselves look stupid. And what happened to satirist 
                    and Private Eye editor Ian Hislop's sense of humour? 
                    Attending a Private Eye function, Angus Dayton is a 
                    sport, but Hislop doesn't see the funny side. 
                  One 
                    of the major problems with a lot of the jibes at celebrities 
                    is that, more often than not, Pennis is miles away from his 
                    target and is merely shouting his insults as people are going 
                    into buildings, which means they don't hear him. And, when 
                    they do come back with a witty comment, or play along with 
                    him, Kaye really doesn't know what to do - which makes him 
                    look rather foolish. 
                  In 
                    Very Important Pennis the format changes quite drastically. 
                    Instead of being interview heavy, the interviews are linked 
                    by a lot more pretty poor sketches. 
                  This 
                    episode sees Kevin Costner proving he has no sense of humour, 
                    while Emma Thompson comes across very well. Charlton 
                    Heston, bless the crazy old fool, doesn't get it - but that's 
                    not his fault as Pennis uses English expressions that most 
                    Americans wouldn't understand.  
                  Michael 
                    Douglas is funny; Drew Barrymore and her friend are not so 
                    impressed - but they are a little drunk; Dudley Moore doesn't 
                    get it; Frank Bruno and Kris Agabusi come across well - both 
                    finding Pennis to be funny; But Chris Ewbanks ends up making 
                    a fool of himself without Pennis realising it. Pennis asks 
                    Ewbanks: "Are you ever gonna release an autobiography?" 
                    to which he answers: "On what?" 
                  Mike 
                    Smith reminds us why no one ever liked him (incidentally my 
                    girlfriend's father used to employ Smith to carry his records 
                    around when he was at Capital Radio); Tony Blair comes across 
                    as a bit of a donkey, as does Pierce Brosnan. Pennis tells 
                    Brosnan he looks like him. Brosnan rather arrogantly retorts 
                    that he doesn't think so. The funny thing is that Paul Kaye 
                    (Pennis) does look every so slightly like Brosnan. 
                  There 
                    is also a segment where Pennis interviews actors at the annual 
                    porno awards. Obviously, as I don't own any porn (No, honestly 
                    I don't!) I had no idea who any of the stars were. 
                  The 
                    third episode, Dennis Pennis RIP, has hardly any interviews 
                    at all - which is probably why they ended up killing him off: 
                    all his victims knew who he was. 
                  Robbie 
                    Williams acts a complete idiot (surprise, surprise) even though 
                    he knows who Pennis is. 
                  This 
                    episode includes a very bizarre, but amusing, guide to American 
                    sports - which reveals that they are all crap. It also takes 
                    the Mickey out of the Pennis character as Pennis is now mega 
                    famous and when interviewed by a green haired interviewer 
                    acts the same way as all of the actors he's been embarrassing 
                    over the years. 
                  It 
                    was also great to see David Walliams and Matt Lucas, from 
                    Little Britain, appear in a couple of segments. 
                  There 
                    is also an extra which features Kaye walking around Leicester 
                    Square. Kaye comes across as a rather arrogant and rather 
                    childish prig! Which is a shame as it would appear that he 
                    has become what he was drawing attention to in other celebrities. 
                  While 
                    this is fun the first time around, especially if you remember 
                    Pennis from the '90s, there's not really enough here that 
                    will make you want to watch it more than once. 
                    
                  Nick 
                    Smithson  
                  
                     
                       
                        
                           
                             
                               
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