DVD
Pennis From Heaven
The Complete Pennis

Starring: Paul Kaye
BBC Worldwide
RRP: £15.99
BBCDVD 1642
Certificate: 18
Available 28 March 2005


From 1995-97, Dennis Pennis was the UK's first celebrity interviewer from hell. From behind the respectability of a BBC microphone, this punkoid Woody Allen would stalk the pampered world of the rich and famous and cut them down to size, pouncing with intimate, juvenile or downright rude questions. If the celebrity world is a swimming, Dennis was a veruka waiting to happen...

Pennis From Heaven: The Complete Pennis is broken down into three episodes: Anyone For Pennis, Very Important Pennis and Dennis Pennis RIP. The idea is simple, attend movie premiers and other events frequented by celebrities and try and make them look foolish.

Highlights of The Complete Pennis include Des Lynam illustrating why the public love him. He goes along with Pennis and actually makes him look very immature; and Pennis asking Tom O'Conner if he can buy him because he collects old comics - O'Conner shows what a professional he is and actually finds the gag amusing.

However, James (tosser) Whale and Melvin (pompous) Bragg really do make themselves look stupid. And what happened to satirist and Private Eye editor Ian Hislop's sense of humour? Attending a Private Eye function, Angus Dayton is a sport, but Hislop doesn't see the funny side.

One of the major problems with a lot of the jibes at celebrities is that, more often than not, Pennis is miles away from his target and is merely shouting his insults as people are going into buildings, which means they don't hear him. And, when they do come back with a witty comment, or play along with him, Kaye really doesn't know what to do - which makes him look rather foolish.

In Very Important Pennis the format changes quite drastically. Instead of being interview heavy, the interviews are linked by a lot more pretty poor sketches.

This episode sees Kevin Costner proving he has no sense of humour, while Emma Thompson comes across very well. Charlton Heston, bless the crazy old fool, doesn't get it - but that's not his fault as Pennis uses English expressions that most Americans wouldn't understand.

Michael Douglas is funny; Drew Barrymore and her friend are not so impressed - but they are a little drunk; Dudley Moore doesn't get it; Frank Bruno and Kris Agabusi come across well - both finding Pennis to be funny; But Chris Ewbanks ends up making a fool of himself without Pennis realising it. Pennis asks Ewbanks: "Are you ever gonna release an autobiography?" to which he answers: "On what?"

Mike Smith reminds us why no one ever liked him (incidentally my girlfriend's father used to employ Smith to carry his records around when he was at Capital Radio); Tony Blair comes across as a bit of a donkey, as does Pierce Brosnan. Pennis tells Brosnan he looks like him. Brosnan rather arrogantly retorts that he doesn't think so. The funny thing is that Paul Kaye (Pennis) does look every so slightly like Brosnan.

There is also a segment where Pennis interviews actors at the annual porno awards. Obviously, as I don't own any porn (No, honestly I don't!) I had no idea who any of the stars were.

The third episode, Dennis Pennis RIP, has hardly any interviews at all - which is probably why they ended up killing him off: all his victims knew who he was.

Robbie Williams acts a complete idiot (surprise, surprise) even though he knows who Pennis is.

This episode includes a very bizarre, but amusing, guide to American sports - which reveals that they are all crap. It also takes the Mickey out of the Pennis character as Pennis is now mega famous and when interviewed by a green haired interviewer acts the same way as all of the actors he's been embarrassing over the years.

It was also great to see David Walliams and Matt Lucas, from Little Britain, appear in a couple of segments.

There is also an extra which features Kaye walking around Leicester Square. Kaye comes across as a rather arrogant and rather childish prig! Which is a shame as it would appear that he has become what he was drawing attention to in other celebrities.

While this is fun the first time around, especially if you remember Pennis from the '90s, there's not really enough here that will make you want to watch it more than once.

Nick Smithson

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